I was going through some pictures from my phone and came across these ones I took back in April.
The uninitiated among you might just see an ordinary cardboard box here. But you would be deceived. Ordinary mortal.
This is actually S-then-8’s Super Fighter Warship Plane. The military should really consider a few of these. They are both Sharkproof AND Bombproof:
Shock Proof AND High-Turbulence Proof:
not to mention Dangerous, When Sounding Siren:
Please note that there is a hefty fine for theft of property:
As if anyone would steal it though, since it’s:
Just in case, please:
Look at all of these features! I mean, really. Wouldn’t you want to just push a button for “Repairments and Maintenance?”
There are security features galore:
and defenses if an enemy dares try to get close:
And when all else fails, there’s always the “El Destroyo” button as a failsafe.