My cat has ambitions. He is a cat who is going places. He’s gonna be somebody, some day.
What he’s NOT going to be, however, is a cat who works in roofing.
I do not like ladders any more than you do, Captain Jack. Since the whole experience was rather undignified for both of us, we shall never speak of it again*. Mmmkay?
*right after I post your silly photo on the internet for the world to see**
** good thing cats don’t have cameras