S4: Mama, I’m hungry. I want a snack.
Mom: It’s kind of late for eating, hon. It’s after 9pm.
S4: But I’m hungry!
Me: Okay, we’ll have just a little snack. (Opening fridge.) How about a strawberry?
S4: No. That’s morning food.
Me: No strawberries. Okay, how about a slice of cheese?
S4: No. That’s morning food, too.
Me: Morning food? What’s nighttime food, then?
S4: Ice Cream.