Here is what my back yard looks like this morning.
Here is what my mother’s back yard looks like this morning*.
*(I know this is the case because, even though I took this picture a few days ago, the weather where my mother lives is always some version of “sunny”. Therefore, this picture applies to about 361 days out of the year.)
Anyway, look out my window today, and you will see this:
Here is the view out of my mother’s window:
One more time with the self-pity. Here’s me:
God, I hate Florida.